The Boyfriend Pillow has arrived!

You know that friend who can't keep a lover and spends most of her nights alone? This Valentine, you can show your pity and originality with this fun gift! Among its many benefits and features: Soft and comfortable body pillow, perfect sleeping companion for lonely people, and provides the embrace of a real man without the snoring, smell, tossing or turning.It advertises "as seen on TV". I take this moment to suggest implementing something more fashion forward instead of the Grandpa blue shirt. Feels plain wrong. Looking forward to Boyfriend Pillow 1.2, with chest hair.